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Poupon U Course Offerings

This semester's course offerings at POUPON U include the following.
 

The Sociology of Mustard 3 credits
Do mustard eaters contribute more to society than other condiment users? Why have the great social movements been associated with increased mustard consumption? Do ketchup eaters have any place in modern society? (No!)
Prof. Levenson
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Mustard Art in Post Renaissance Iowa 2 credits
The POUPON U Art Department is nationally known for its expertise in post renaissance and post nasal drip studies. Students will go on field trips for this class; many will not come back.
Prof. Levenson
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The Ecodynamics of Mustard Management 3 credits
Will the professor have even the slightest idea of what this course is about? Will he show up sober? Will his fly be zipped?
Prof. Levenson
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Brown Spicy Mustard in Etruscan Literature 3 credits
Why are there so many references to brown mustard in the romance novels of those wild and crazy Etruscans? Students will meet a well-preserved Etruscan lady and quiz her about Etruscan culture and hair styles.
Prof. Levenson
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Jean Paul Sartre and the Existentialism of Mustard 0 credits
Students will explore dread in excruciating detail. Empty jars of mustard will be tested for deep philosophical meaning. No one will smile. The professor will catch up on his sleep. Money will change hands as students traffic in illegal condiments.
Prof. Levenson
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POUPON U Songs

POUPON U Fight Song

Wisconsin Version

 (Click to hear Barry Sing)

 

On our hot dogs, on our bratwurst,

Mustard is so cool.

Never mayo, never ketchup

They're against the rules.

Gleaming gold and mellow yellow,

Smooth, rough, sweet and hot,

Fight, POUPON U, we'll fight

and eat some lunch.

 

POUPON U Fight Song

South Bend Version

 (Click to hear Barry Sing)

 

Eat, eat, at old POUPON U,

Bratwursts and hot dogs,

hamburgers, too,

All with mustard spread on thick,

We never eat ketchup

'Cause it makes us sick!

We slather it on our bagels and fries,

Licorice and corn flakes,

blueberry pies,

Even with our Irish stew,

'Cause we're true to POUPON U!

 

Roll Out the Mustard!

(These are the REAL words!)

 (Click to hear Barry Sing)

 

Roll out the mustard

On pretzels and tofu and cheese,

On a baked potato,

On muffins and green beans and peas.

Try it in risotto,

On roast beef and burgers and chops,

Let it be the star of your sandwich,

So use mustard wherever it plops!

   

The fight songs use the RealAudio file format. Click the logo to the right to download the free Real Player.