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Famous Literature from Poupon U

 

Prof. Levenson has provided the following examples of some great mustard fiction. What makes fiction "mustard fiction?" Some prominent mention of mustard in the story is essential. After that, it just has to "cut the mustard."

The cheap route to a degree at Poupon U is to write a short story featuring mustard and submit it to Prof. Levenson for consideration. If your story "cuts the mustard" we will publish here on our WWW site. We don't pay for stories we publish, except that we do let you show your friends and family how talented you are. And we will send you a diploma from POUPON U.

Good eating and good reading!

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POUPON U Songs

POUPON U Fight Song

Wisconsin Version

 (Click to hear Barry Sing)

 

On our hot dogs, on our bratwurst,

Mustard is so cool.

Never mayo, never ketchup

They're against the rules.

Gleaming gold and mellow yellow,

Smooth, rough, sweet and hot,

Fight, POUPON U, we'll fight

and eat some lunch.

 

POUPON U Fight Song

South Bend Version

 (Click to hear Barry Sing)

 

Eat, eat, at old POUPON U,

Bratwursts and hot dogs,

hamburgers, too,

All with mustard spread on thick,

We never eat ketchup

'Cause it makes us sick!

We slather it on our bagels and fries,

Licorice and corn flakes,

blueberry pies,

Even with our Irish stew,

'Cause we're true to POUPON U!

 

Roll Out the Mustard!

(These are the REAL words!)

 (Click to hear Barry Sing)

 

Roll out the mustard

On pretzels and tofu and cheese,

On a baked potato,

On muffins and green beans and peas.

Try it in risotto,

On roast beef and burgers and chops,

Let it be the star of your sandwich,

So use mustard wherever it plops!

   

The fight songs use the RealAudio file format. Click the logo to the right to download the free Real Player.